The magnificient journey to the West

So today is the big day. We will (hopefully) reach Gibraltar in one or two hours!
The posts have been...um... rare. Because finding free wireless internet in Europe is one hell of a thing to do. We managed to get online when we were visiting Amsterdam but we had no time to post in two languages. So let's begin telling stories.
Poland. We crossed the boarder early in the morning 'cause we got off from Vilnius at 3 a.m. We managed to cross all the Poland without stops longer than one hour. well, actually there was only one major stop - when our vehicle had some minor problems. Luckily, we managed to fix everything and get back on the road. Since then we had no big problems with our bus.
Germany. We got to the border at about 1 a.m. Everyone was ready for gestapo searching but we went through like a hot knife through butter. That night we slept over in some field which, at first glance, looked abandomned but in the morning it became clear: we were sleeping in some small village's fields. Berlin was very dissapointing - it looked very empty. No traffic jams, no vast masses of people and no 25 meter tall wall of Berlin. So, we moved on. We decided to get to Holland as soon as possible and that's why we didn't stop at any other city.

OK, this time I have to run, because we are using free wireless connection in a gas station in Gibraltar and it's getting dark and we still don't have a place to stay. Well, actually, we never have a place to stay. So, the point is - you will read more next time.

P.S.: Ųdra has a 2.5 meter long Damask steel penis. This was a bit surprising, because hey, you never know what does your friend hold in his pants.